I’ve even purchased some avocado facial mask that you spread
on and then wash off after an interval of time.
Yes, avocados and more turmeric.
The turmeric was my 2017 solemn vow to God.
Turmeric is an Indian-based spice that is supposed to prevent
inflammation and cancer.
I have a little inflammation, but no cancer.
A friend of mine said to me, “Well, if the American Cancer
Society doesn’t recommend it, I’m out.”
I said, “What in the world makes you think the American Cancer
Society is AGAINST cancer?”
The truth is, the name of the organization is the American
NOT the American ANTI-Cancer Society.
How are we so sure that the American Cancer Society wants to
If I were running the American Cancer Society, I’d have a
salary in the millions
I would have jet planes at my disposal to meet with powerful
people and celebrities.
And if cancer is cured, my gravy train could be
I sure as hell wouldn’t be so staunchly
I’d see turmeric as a threat to my cozy little
As long as there’s still cancer, I have a bright future filled
No fuckin’ way in hell do I recommend turmeric to the citizens
at risk for cancer.
The cancer I’m trying most to avoid is testicular.
That’s where my personal cancer focus is these
Trying to avoid testicular cancer over all the
That one seems to be the worst to me.
My reasoning is that there may come a time in the future, when
society may need more of me.
As long as my balls are healthy, I can contribute to the
creation of new Larrys.
Even if I get brain cancer or heart cancer, I can still
reproduce and contribute.
Also, I think for my 75th birthday I want to get a girl
All you WACHS wanna-bees, and I know you’re out there.
Take heed. More avocados and turmeric in 2018.
Shalom and Peteetong!
And I thank you.