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15 Hours From Phuket

Jan 16, 2018

People have told me that they sometimes sit up at night wondering what Larry WACHS is up to, and that’s always nice to hear.

The question I get the most when people come up to me on the street is, “What are you doing here, white motherfucker?”

The second biggest question is,
“What do you like to listen to on the radio?”
 And the answer is...
 
A LOT, actually. So I will tell you. 
And, FYI, the third biggest question I get asked on the street is,
“Give me your damn radio before I cap you, white motherfucker.”
 
Actually, that’s a command.
 
So forthwith or herewith or just plain with,
is a list of radio shows, listened to by me, the owner of this blog, 
Larry WACHS….Local legend. We’ll call it Local Legend Larry’s Listening List
 
or, perhaps, we will not.
 
These are IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
Nope, let me big bold that.
 
THESE FINE SHOWS ARE IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER OF MERIT. 
I LISTEN FOR ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY. 
YOUR TASTES MAY VARY THANK YOU!!!!
 
We have some crazy giant egos at play here.
 
OK, enough acting like Matthew Berry, I get it.
 
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—THE KIMMER SHOW
 
The Kimmer is a rival local legend. His Carson-style humor is a dying breed. And I really miss that aspect of comedy.
 
I was watching interviews of Rodney Dangerfield and clips of Carson on YouTube recently. Man, I miss those guys. Seinfeld and Leno are still around, but....yeah.
 
They were around when male comedians were allowed to be American Men. Now all we have are pathetic quislings like Aziz Ansari. Rhymes with diseased and sorry.
 
What the fuck’s wrong with this guy?
 
He's in big trouble for begging a date for sex and then sticking fingers in her mouth. Then she goes and blabs about it on social media, trying to score some valuable social media points. Even 
though she agreed to and executed a BJ.
 
If Aziz were half the man of yore he would make her call it an AJ. That's badass!
 
Then he gets on TV and talks shit about how guys like me treat women like second class citizens when we stay true to our nature and we're not being equal, and then he turns around and does ethically cloudy shit to women on his dates!
 
I’ve done some fucked up things but NEVER! stuck fingers in a woman’s mouth for sexual purposes. Fuckin gross. The only women who like that are the ones you pay!
 
What the fuck is wrong with Aziz Ansari? What is happening to our comedians not being funny anymore?
 
 
Anyway, keep the old school comedy torch burnin’ Kimmer!
We need an old Marine now more than ever, to save our American Culture from the fires that burn in the vanities of the women.
 
Semper Fi Comedialis! 
 
Kimmer is on noon-3pm on 106.7 and yes, 
I am well aware that he has made crude jokes on the air about me 
that have highlighted my many shortcomings.
 
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THE LIST WILL CONTINUE AT ANOTHER TIME.
THAT KIMMER BIT TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME.
COCONUT MILK AND TURMERIC BREAK.
 
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And I thank you.