Jan 16, 2018
People have told me that they sometimes sit up at night
wondering what Larry WACHS is up to, and that’s always nice to
The question I get the most when people come up to me on the
street is, “What are you doing here, white motherfucker?”
The second biggest question is,
“What do you like to listen to on the radio?”
And the answer is...
A LOT, actually. So I will tell you.
And, FYI, the third biggest question I get asked on the street
“Give me your damn radio before I cap you, white
Actually, that’s a command.
So forthwith or herewith or just plain with,
is a list of radio shows, listened to by me, the owner of this
Larry WACHS….Local legend. We’ll call it Local Legend
Larry’s Listening List
or, perhaps, we will not.
These are IN NO PARTICULAR ORDER.
Nope, let me big bold that.
THESE FINE SHOWS ARE IN
NO PARTICULAR ORDER OF MERIT.
I LISTEN FOR
ENTERTAINMENT PURPOSES ONLY.
YOUR TASTES MAY VARY
We have some crazy giant egos at play here.
OK, enough acting like Matthew Berry, I get it.
—THE KIMMER SHOW
The Kimmer is a rival local legend. His Carson-style humor is
a dying breed. And I really miss that aspect of comedy.
I was watching interviews of Rodney Dangerfield and clips of
Carson on YouTube recently. Man, I miss those guys. Seinfeld and
Leno are still around, but....yeah.
They were around when male comedians were allowed to be
American Men. Now all we have are pathetic quislings like Aziz
Ansari. Rhymes with diseased and sorry.
What the fuck’s wrong with this guy?
He's in big trouble for begging a date for sex and then
sticking fingers in her mouth. Then she goes and blabs about it on
social media, trying to score some valuable social media points.
though she agreed to and executed a BJ.
If Aziz were half the man of yore he would make her call
it an AJ. That's badass!
Then he gets on TV and talks shit about how guys like me treat
women like second class citizens when we stay true to our nature
and we're not being equal, and then he turns around and does
ethically cloudy shit to women on his dates!
I’ve done some fucked up things but NEVER! stuck fingers in a
woman’s mouth for sexual purposes. Fuckin gross. The only women who
like that are the ones you pay!
What the fuck is wrong with Aziz Ansari? What is happening to
our comedians not being funny anymore?
Anyway, keep the old school comedy torch burnin’ Kimmer!
We need an old Marine now more than ever, to save our
American Culture from the fires that burn in the vanities of
Semper Fi Comedialis!
Kimmer is on noon-3pm on 106.7 and yes,
I am well aware that he has made crude jokes on the air about
that have highlighted my many shortcomings.
THE LIST WILL CONTINUE AT ANOTHER TIME.
THAT KIMMER BIT TOOK A LOT OUT OF ME.
COCONUT MILK AND TURMERIC BREAK.
And I thank you.